Cursed Ugly Man Heads

I just wanted to take this moment to say how much I hate loathe money. It's really unfortunate that a little family's happiness and comfort depends on this green paper with pictures of little ugly man heads on it. I would like to give this little-ugly-man-headed-green-paper some ball-growing potion so it would grow some balls. And then I would kick them.


Abe's kinda cute, though. I like facial hair.